Do you believe all people are equal and should be treated accordingly? Do you believe no one has the authority to dictate how you spend your short time on this beautiful blue marble? Congratulations! You are a dangerous extremist, with a pernicious respect for human life that must be stamped out at all costs.
Maybe one day you’ll come to reason and realize how dearly the world needs a cabal of isolated, ultrarich autocrats who call all the shots. But until that day comes, you’ll continue to preach the virtues of just letting people be.
That means you’ll support reprehensible pie-in-the-sky causes such as permitting people to leave their homes despite the media’s valiant attempts at fear mongering, love other people even if they share similar body parts to their own, and own psychoactive plants without fear of getting locked in a giant cage full of murderers.
Who knows? You may even advocate in favor of the United States government obeying its own Constitution. Frankly, there’s nothing a loony like you could do that would surprise us.
Tyranny Quotes That We Will Force You to Read For Your Own Good
- “Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms.” – Aristotle
- “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” – Thomas Jefferson
- “A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within.” – Cicero
NEW DESIGN: DON’T TREAD ON ANYONE
Don’t worry. We’re currently transmitting your ISP address to the NSA so they can send a Northrop Grumman BG-7 “Reeducator” drone to your doorstep.
But in the meantime, why not make your menacing tolerance more apparent to others by ordering our Don’t Tread on Anyone merchandise? It features the porcupine, a loathsome beast that is perfectly happy to mind its own business until something tries to kill it.