“In a horrific moment on April 25 at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, President Trump and members of his Cabinet survived an assassination attempt when shots were fired. The President, First Lady, Vice President, and Cabinet officials are all safe and unharmed. The Secret Service quickly neutralized the threat and […]
The following is a transcript from Jeff Berwick & Wolf Blitzer In The Situation Room: Taco Tuesday Edition. (Before the satellite feed mysteriously cut to static) *** JEFF BERWICK: (Walking through a park in Canada, dodging porta-potties) We’re living through the final days of the Matrix, folks. I see Pete Hegseth […]
No one can say I don’t walk my talk. Literally. In 2020, I warned you to avoid the lethal injection, and that call saved the lives of countless Vigilantes. I stood by my word, not a single drop entered my veins, my wife’s, or my kids’. When I say take up […]
The world is finally melting down exactly like we knew it would, and the collective mind-control is so thick you could cut it with a ritual dagger. In my last video, I broke down the absolute psychosis of Donald Trump posting a video of himself as Jesus. When people had […]
Welcome to the end of the show. The curtains are fraying, the actors are drunk, and the stage lights are literally exploding, but they’re still trying to keep you glued to the screen. The latest ‘Moon Landing’ reboot is the ultimate April Fool’s prank on lobotomized plantation slaves. They’re lighting […]
It’s official. They’re trying to kill us conspiracy theorists. I’ve been doing a video pretty much every day these past few weeks. My whole team is protesting, but there’s no way I couldn’t do a video today because so many things have happened since yesterday and they are massive, massive […]
It’s Trump Time! Strap in, because we’re officially at the point of no return. If you still think the Orange Man is playing 4D chess to save you, wake up. Trump’s energy demolition threat has gone from ‘48 hours’ to ‘5 days’ after claiming a ‘productive’ negotiation with ‘someone’ in […]
This Season Of Sacrifice… Get Ready For… THE FINAL LOCKDOWN! WAR! FAMINE! DISEASE! BLACKOUTS! And, a Covid-type lockdown that will make 2020/21 look like child’s play. We’re living in every dystopian novel and movie you’ve ever seen, and although most people haven’t seemed to catch on yet, they soon will. […]
In this episode of the “Most Amazing Magic Show This Weekend at Bibi’s”, Satanyahu is looking tan and super relaxed, having coffee foamed-to-the-brim performing the ‘Disappearing Wedding Ring Act On Six Finger’ (now you see it, now you don’t), while there’s chaos and blood on the streets of Tel Aviv. […]
“So I just want to say, I feel good about where we’re going as a nation. We’re killing all the right people, and we’re cutting your taxes. Trump is my favorite president. We’ve run out of bombs.” So says Lindsay Graham, homosexual war pig and (one of) the Blue Pentagram […]