Editor’s Note: Ha ha ha, ahh, ha ha! This Surveillance-Industrial Complex press release is belly-busting funny!
|Ayman al-Zawahiri, an Egyptian doctor – Getty image
James Gordon Meek
NY Daily News
WASHINGTON – Jihadis bent on concocting a “new kind of terrorism” are brainstorming how to surgically implant explosives to make undetectable Frankenbombers.
“What is your opinion about surgeries through which I can implant the bomb …inside the operative’s body?” an apparent mad surgeon recently asked an online forum used by Al Qaeda affiliates.
He called on bombmakers and doctors to cook up the perfect solution to murder “larger numbers of unbelievers and apostates.”
“I am waiting for the interaction of the experienced brothers to connect the two sciences together and produce a new kind of terrorism, Allah willing,” he wrote, according to a translation by terror experts at the SITE Intelligence Group.
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