Monday, December 26, 2011

State Department Issues Holiday Travel Alert for All U.S. Citizens Visiting the U.S. (Satire)

Anthony Freda Art
Eric Blair
Activist Post

The U.S. Department of State routinely issues travel alerts to nations that pose a threat to U.S. citizens. Today they issued a shocking worldwide travel alert for U.S. citizens and non-citizens traveling to, and inside, the United States. This unprecedented announcement comes as heavy holiday season travel is underway, and the State Department claims it has the potential to become a full-blown travel warning.

"Travel Alerts are issued to disseminate information about short-term conditions, either transnational or within a particular country, that pose significant risks to the security of U.S. citizens." according to the U.S. State Department.

The situation is upgraded to a "Travel Warning" when "long-term, protracted conditions that make a country dangerous or unstable lead the State Department to recommend that Americans avoid or consider the risk of travel to that country. A Travel Warning is also issued when the U.S. Government's ability to assist American citizens is constrained due to the closure of an embassy or consulate or because of a drawdown of its staff."

The State Department stated that "rogue operators" inside the government accomplished a silent coup in America which has undermined personal liberty as the primary reason for issuing the alert. They claim that this coup has been underway for well over a decade, but has only become noticeable to the general public in the last few years. They said that the coup is so pervasive that nearly all elected officials may be involved.

An anonymous official at the State Department boldly stated that they can no longer guarantee that U.S. citizens will be "secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures" as preserved by the Fourth Amendment of the United States Constitution.

The State Department warned that all U.S. citizens entering the United States from international flights will face probing questions as to their reasons for traveling abroad and be thoroughly searched before clearing customs. The now-absent concept of "innocent until proven guilty" then takes on new meaning if they have a connecting flight.

Travelers will be forced to go through a full-body scanner which takes and records a detailed digital scan of each traveler to be used for flash identification in the future, while also soaking them with radiation levels said to contribute to cancer.  Even more insidious, if citizens choose to "opt out" of the scanners they are to be made an example of by being pulled out of the line for physical inspection which includes groping of private parts and occasional strip-searching.

Although these measures would have been unthinkable in America's recent past, they have been in place for some time and they were not the trigger for the travel alert, but rather they're cited as a small symptom of the coup cited by the State Department.

The main trigger came because of the cabal's recent passing of the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) which declares American soil a war zone allowing for Martial Law, indefinite detention and torture of U.S. citizens without charge or trial, and which funds a massive expansion of TSA checkpoints within the United States. Americans should expect these invasive checkpoints "on highways, in bus and train terminals, at sport events and even high school prom nights."

In turn, they warned that citizens' physical and digital movements will be tracked, traced, and databased without warrants or even probable cause to identify and detain Americans who appear to do anything out of the ordinary.

In addition to no longer being able to protect the privacy rights guaranteed to Americans under the Fourth Amendment, the State Department warned that the NDAA also criminalizes speech, citing that one can now be detained for "belligerent" speech against the stated goals of the cabal.  The State Department also cited the violent crackdown on peaceful "Occupy" protesters as one of the "significant risks to the security of U.S. citizens" under the travel alert.

Consequently, they bluntly asserted that the government can no longer protect the free exercise of religion, or the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances previously secured by the First Amendment to the Constitution.

In short, travelers should take extra precaution when moving about the United States so as not to appear to be a terror threat to the cabal.  They issued a full list of characteristics that are being targeted and should be avoided at all costs.  The consequences of getting caught attempting to exercise your rights will be severe.

The same anonymous official at the State Department said, "Hopefully this is just a short-term condition as indicated by travel alerts, but if this dangerous destabilization becomes protracted we'll have to upgrade this announcement to a travel warning."

"Unfortunately, the U.S. Government's ability to assist American citizens is constrained due to a drawdown of its staff who respect their oath to the Constitution," he added, foreshadowing the need for the upgraded status.

On a lighter note he claimed, "America is still a great place to spend the holidays and stores still have an abundance of $200 sneakers as long as you don't mind navigating the zombie mobs and pepper spray to get them."

(Obviously this is not a real news story, but it represents my only Christmas wish -- that officials in the United States government awaken to what their "bosses" are doing to our beloved nation.  Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!)


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Anonymous said...

I so wish it were true. Great article. Happy Holidays!

Anonymous said...

For a minute there I thought the State Department had acquired some balls.

Anonymous said...

I live 8 miles from the U.S. border...I have not been to the U.S. for over 10 years.I have no desire to go to a violent,unstable,country with extreme racial tensions,no legal protections from wrongful imprisonment and/or indefinite detention, a completely corrupt evil government and NAZI power trippers in cop uniforms.Not for cheap smokes and booze,not for gas,not for a Sunday drive,not for a second. If I never set foot in Amerikkka again it will be too soon.
you've been
Merry Christmas.

Anonymous said...

The only thing left for America is to have their Law enforcement officers to wear brown shirts and all will be perfect in the land of the warmongers. Zieck Heil!!!

Mfskinner said...

As I look out my windows at the new Germans going about their mindless way oblivious to the decay and filth of their country I am amazed that so much ignorance can exist in one country. I hold out no hope for the people of the USA. These morons will never wake up.
Make sure you are ready when they get hungry they will think you owe them food. Look what they do for a shiny toy. Sick, pathetic and ignorant.

Sportster2005 said...

Don't post hoaxes. Such actions are a big mistake, given the serious situations America faces. You just lost my readership of your site.

Anonymous said...

How is it that a gov. that invades and destroys other countries, that a gov that has the power /ability to do this, cannot protect it's own citizens?

It's a matter tht the gov. will NO longer adhere to the U.S. Constitution. If they will not do it, then it is the Duty of We, THE People to do it! It is OUR responsibility to do it for ourselves.

“And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?... The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If...if...We didn't love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation.... We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.”
― Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn

Anonymous said...

Sportster2005 - it's called satire.

If it was a hoax he wouldn't state at the end that it is not true.

A little lighthearted satire during the Christmas holidays is so wrong and I am never reading anything on this site again!!

And that goes for the numerous other authors who are posted here of course because this article from Eric was clearly supported by all of them...

And yes, those last 2 lines were sarcasm. Come on brother/sister, lighten up a bit.

One satirical article in the midst of thousands of serious ones is just a really dumb reason to stop viewing this site and all of it's authors.

Anonymous said...

don't post fake articles, dude.

Anonymous said...

We hear continually lots of propaganda about U.S. democracy. Do you people still believe we
are living in a democratic Country?

Anonymous said...

The American Hebrew September 10, 1920:

"The Bolshevist revolution in Russia was the work of Jewish brains, of Jewish dissatisfaction, of Jewish planning, whose goal is to create a new order in the world. What was performed in so excellent a way in Russia, thanks to Jewish brains, and because of Jewish dissatisfaction, and by Jewish planning, shall also, through the same Jewish mental and physical forces, become a reality all over the world."

The world revolution which we will experience will be exclusively our affair and will rest in our hands. This revolution will tighten the Jewish domination over all other people."

- Le Peuple Juif, February 8, 1919.

Anonymous said...

I would've indicated in some way at the TOP of the story that it is satire. Make us read the whole thing, taking it as seriously as any other story, only to find at the end that it's just a joke? Maybe it's a gullibility test.

Anonymous said...

They need not worry! Millions of American citizens see terrorist everwhere thanks to the propagand coming out of the White House and from the corporate controlled news media. with 240,000 employees under Homeland Security you would think they would feel safe.When you include Town, City, State and Federal employees they are just over half of the employees in the US today.if the Us military Industrial Complex could stop losing 25% of their spending maybe they would not need a large increase each year.This was reported by the Inspector General at the Pentagon.

Anonymous said...

Prophecy for America, Europe and Canada:

Anonymous said...

You scared me half to death. That was not funny!

Amanda said...

Hey, ass----, some of us are actually watching the situation. Don't post hoaxes. It wasn't funny. It's hard enough to get the sheeple to believe this shit, without cute little tricks like this. No longer reading your stuff.

Anonymous said...

Addressing the link posted here above:

I feel sorry for you, reading such nonsense, believing in such nonsense.

You know, we have severe problems on this planet to solve: water, food, shelter, medicine, jobs, energy etc etc etc. We all need to work together to solve these problems for everyone on this planet to thrive. There is honestly no space for such nosense as what is said in the link here above. Pls do yourselve a favor, pls do humanity a favor: wake up, look around and start being useful! Do something good!

Anonymous said...

To the guy that posted frome the Hebrew Review:
I did not know That Franklin D Roosevelt, Harry Truman, Richard Nixon, Lyndon Johnson, Jimmy Carter, Gerald Ford, Bill Clinton, GHW Bush,the little retarded Bush boy, and Barack Obama, Harry Ried, Nanci Pelosi, Chas Schumer, Barny Frank, et. al. Were All Jewish. Gee Ya Learn sumpin new every day

Anonymous said...

Shades of Orson wells and War of the Worlds, Can ya'll spell gotcha?

Anonymous said...

I was reading this story and when I got to the part about the u.s. state departments announcement I jumped up and told my family it's ON! We all went into action and did what we have practiced in the last seven years. Since I'm the leader of the local militia I called up all members and passed along the warning. We didn't know this was a hoax until about 30 minutes ago, but by then it was too late for our local police chief and town Mayor. Both individuals resisted the call to stand down and relinquish their authority so they were shot. Unfortunately the state police are on their way right now to our rural town and I'm afraid there will be more bloodshed. The militia members who shot the mayor and police chief refuse to lay down their weapons for fear they will be charged with murder. Now I'm on the hot seat and have barricaded myself in my home because it won't be long before the mob realizes that I was the one who started this.

Of course this is a hoax, I'm not part of any militia and if I was, the town I live in is about as active as a graveyard, nobody cares. But if the situation was different, it doesn't take much imagination to see things explode. I think it is a good portrayal on just how uptight everyone is nowadays. With more and more people waking up to the facts about the government and the way the government has been acting, yeah this could be a real scenario here very shortly.

Anonymous said...

As I see it it's a gotch of the first magnitude. That should teach ya'll some serious lessons:
1. Don't jump to conclusions,
2. You ain't as smart as you thinks you is.
3. Ya'll take your selves way to derious.
4. Freedom of the Press and Speech are every ones right.
5. Don't believe none of what you hear with out seeing the exact same thing.
6. Only believe half of what you see.
7. Nothing on the Internet is true unless actually witnessed or written by you.
8 God did not die and leave any entity of the U.S. Government in charge.

Anonymous said...

I don't want to live in a democrcy. I want to live in a REPUBLIC!

Anonymous said...

You guys are a bunch of shits. I pretty much vet the articles in your website and believe what I read. No this world is not the naive world of the War of the World era having severe problems in every aspect of global politics and life. You severely crossed the line by not explaining at the beginning of the article that this was a spoof. I'm certainly glad that I read to the end of the article. This is the closest I've been to dismissing this source. Bad act on your part.

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