NATO Members Drunkenly Sing “We Are the World” (Not Satire)

Have you ever wondered what NATO is up to when they’re not busy overthrowing pesky governments, absorbing post Soviet nations, drone striking terrified villagers, or funding false flag terror plots?

I mean, they’re human just like the rest of us right? Surely they need to take a break from their murderous campaigns from time to time. Sometimes they just need to take a step back from it all, put their arms around each other and just sing, you know?

While NATO foreign ministers met in Turkey earlier today, they did just that when they took a moment to open their black hearts and sing “We Are The World,” the nauseating benefit song written by Michael Jackson and Lionel Ritchie in 1985. You can see this absurd display for yourself if you happen to have a few spare minutes to laugh, cry, and or vomit.

The Russians must be deeply confused after watching this. They must be wondering if this is some kind of psyop designed leave them underestimating us. Don’t worry guys, if anything you’ve been overestimating the West. NATO is just as irrelevant as the song they’re singing.

Joshua Krause is a reporter, writer and researcher at The Daily Sheeple, where this article first appeared. He was born and raised in the Bay Area and is a freelance writer and author. You can follow Joshua’s reports at Facebook or on his personal Twitter. Joshua’s website is Strange Danger.