I must admit, I’ve seen just everything now, especially since I was a registered lobbyist with the U.S. Congress for five years and became familiar with bill language regarding issues concerning human health, self-determination and freedom of choice.
However, a bill was introduced into the U.S. House of Representatives bill hopper which, I think, just may make it onto the all-time-shortest-language-bill-ever list!
The bill is H.R. 899, “Termination of the Department of Education,” was introduced February 7, 2017 by Congressman Thomas Massie (R-Ky.) and co-sponsors Congressmen Justin Amash (R-Mich.), Andy Biggs (R-Ariz.), Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah), Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.), Jody Hice (R-Ga.), Walter Jones (R-N.C.), and Raúl Labrador (R-Idaho).
H.R. 899 uses an “economy of words” consisting of one short line with 7 words and a date in Section 1. Termination of the Department of Education.
Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,
SECTION 1. Termination of the Department of Education.
The Department of Education shall terminate on December 31, 2018. 
There you have it! Short – sweet or not so sweet – but to the point! How do you feel about it? Why don’t you let your members of Congress know at https://www.congress.gov/contact-us .
Catherine J Frompovich (website) is a retired natural nutritionist who earned advanced degrees in Nutrition and Holistic Health Sciences, Certification in Orthomolecular Theory and Practice plus Paralegal Studies. Her work has been published in national and airline magazines since the early 1980s. Catherine authored numerous books on health issues along with co-authoring papers and monographs with physicians, nurses, and holistic healthcare professionals. She has been a consumer healthcare researcher 35 years and counting.
Catherine’s latest book, published October 4, 2013, is Vaccination Voodoo, What YOU Don’t Know About Vaccines, available on Amazon.com.
Her 2012 book A Cancer Answer, Holistic BREAST Cancer Management, A Guide to Effective & Non-Toxic Treatments, is available on Amazon.com and as a Kindle eBook.
Two of Catherine’s more recent books on Amazon.com are Our Chemical Lives And The Hijacking Of Our DNA, A Probe Into What’s Probably Making Us Sick (2009) and Lord, How Can I Make It Through Grieving My Loss, An Inspirational Guide Through the Grieving Process (2008)
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